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If men were a product, made by women, each woman would have a closet full of them. They would never be able to make what they think they want. Just like clothes, they would need different ones for different occasions.
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If men were a product, made by women, each woman would have a closet full of them. They would never be able to make what they think they want. Just like clothes, they would need different ones for different occasions.
The greatest enemy of knowledge isn't ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge. Stephen Hawking
I have met a lot of men who treat women the same way. Then when they want to settle down they wonder why no one wants them. I have always found that if you treat everyone with respect until they prove that they do not deserve it, you will get respect back.
Men can be worse. The more macho, the bigger double standard they have. I was always amazed that that guys would have a good time with one type of girl, then marry another type. I would want to spend my life with someone who was fun, rather than someone that impressed my mom. And from what I have seen, if you can't have fun with the one you marry, it will not last.
That's why I dated a clown for a while. Drawback was that every time I went down on her, my face came up looking like a Picasso painting.
The greatest enemy of knowledge isn't ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge. Stephen Hawking
Shhh, I'm not saying this out loud, so don't repeat it...I don't think men are worse LOL
So many women want the bad boy, they consider the quiet, thoughtful one to be too boring, then they wonder why their partner doesn't treat them with respect.
Also, far too many women are interested in nothing more than the size of a man's wallet!!!! I have seen women discussing how much they consider a man should spend on an engagement ring, what is an acceptable amount. I would rather be with a man I love, who makes me happy, and have no diamond on my finger.
When I got engaged to my last husband (who shall, from now on, be referred to as Shithead) I didn't have an engagement ring for the first 6 months, it didn't worry me if I never got one. During that time I tried on rings starting at £15, if I like it, what does the price matter. Eventually a ring jumped out at both of us as being absolutely perfect, it cost £150, so still well under what lots of women expect.
I don't suppose there's really much difference between the sexes on their inability to choose a suitable partner, I'm living proof of that.
I will gloss over the last part of your post
There are 10 types of people in this world, those who understand binary maths and those who don't
So I went to a mixed religion seminar.
The Christian Priest came, laid his hands on my hand and said, “By the will of Jesus Christ, you will walk today!”
I smiled and told him I was not paralyzed.
The Rabbi came, laid his hands on my hand and said, “By the will of God Almighty, you will walk today!
I was less amused when I told him there was nothing wrong with me.
The Mullah came, took my hands and said, “Insha Allah, you will walk today!”
I snapped at him, “There’s nothing wrong with me”
The Buddhist Monk came, held my hands and said, “By the will of The Great Buddha, you will walk today!”
I rudely told him there was nothing wrong with me.
After the sermons, I stepped outside and found my car had been stolen.
Cthulhu for president! Why settle for the lesser evil?
Married in heaven
On their way to get married, a young Catholic couple is involved in a fatal car accident. The couple found themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates waiting for St. Peter to process them into Heaven. While waiting, they began to wonder: Could they possibly get married in Heaven? When St. Peter showed up, they asked him. St. Peter said, "I don't know. This is the first time anyone has asked. Let me go find out,'" and he left. The couple sat and waited, and waited. Two months passed and the couple were still waiting. While waiting, they began to wonder what would happen if it didn't work out; could you get a divorce in heaven? After yet another month, St. Peter finally returned, looking somewhat bedraggled. "Yes," he informed the couple, "You can get married in Heaven." "Great!" said the couple, "But we were just wondering, what if things don't work out? Could we also get a divorce in Heaven?" St. Peter, red-faced with anger, slammed his clipboard onto the ground. "What's wrong?" asked the frightened couple. "OH, COME ON!," St. Peter shouted, "It took me three months to find a priest up here! Do you have any idea how long it'll take me to find a lawyer?"
Why do they call it common sense?
If it were common, wouldn't everyone have it?
A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem. While they were there, the wife passed away.
The undertaker told the husband, "You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land, for only $150."
The man thought about it and decided he would just have her shipped home for $5000.
The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your wife home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $150 ?"
The man replied, "Long ago a man called Jesus Christ died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead...I just can't take that chance."
The greatest enemy of knowledge isn't ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge. Stephen Hawking
not sure if this has already been posted here, apologies if it has
https://youtu.be/R9ETlTZoF1E
gets me everytime
I was in the pub last night when the barman asked me "How come I never see you in here with Pete anymore?"
I asked him, "Would you drink with a bloke who's a liar, always late, borrows money he never pays back, always tries to squirm out of his round, jealous of everything you have, and when your back is turned he tries to fuck your wife and daughter?"
"Bloody hell! No!" he said, somewhat flabbergasted.
"Well, neither would Pete"
Cthulhu for president! Why settle for the lesser evil?
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