Best way to get more customers for my shop?

[KlowHalikz]

I start pastry shop. I want to grow my shop’s profit verymuch. If you know any strategy to get more customers, please share with me.

[rthonpm]

I think you've mistaken this for the sister site caketechnet...

My uneducated guess would be make sure your location is near a lot of fat people.

[copymech]

keep the police away, they want free donuts.

[Jules Winfield]

Put small amounts of heroine in the pastries so your customers will have no choice but to come back for more. Leave the heroine out of the doughnuts though, for obvious reasons...

[sdrawkcab]

Buy a photocopier for your shop and offer a unique Cakes and Copies service.

[RRodgers]

I start pastry shop. I want to grow my shop’s profit verymuch. If you know any strategy to get more customers, please share with me.

I'd start by offering every tech (well they have to prove they are a tech) a discount. That should get them rolling. Our fat asses love to eat. LOL

[ss12]

Good looking topless female staff.Just don't let them at the pastries lol

[Dreama]

free wifi with a coffee

[DAG COPIERS & COMPUTERS]

I start pastry shop. I want to grow my shop’s profit verymuch. If you know any strategy to get more customers, please share with me.

'Open the door with a bang!'. Make a grand launching ceremony and don't forget to invite the city's mayor to grace the occasion. That way you will attract customers 'of the upper class'.

[Jules Winfield]

Offer pastries with a "happy ending"...