I had to chew on my own face to keep from letting her know what I thought about trying to get two more years out of her AR-M455 with 1,118,500 copies on it.
It is kind of rude. Sorry in advance.
To whom it may concern,
We at * my company* regret to inform you that we cannot repair your mfp located in inventory control, at your Anytown plant as it is a huge, out dated piece of crap, and not even the good crap that feels like you went a ton, leaves you nearly clean, and afterwards you feel lighter. Seriously were talking got drunk and ate wings, tacos, and a fat chick kind of crap. You know the kind it takes longer to wipe off than it does to take, leaves your rear end distended, and now you will feel like everyone can smell your greasy bum crack. Yeah, that kind of piece of crap. Anyway get a new one already!!!!
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