~ Things you Hate to Hear from a Customer ~

[CompyTech]

Customer says this to me the other day "Took me half a day to get these printed... I don't get paid to work on the printer."

What I wanted to say " I don't get paid to listen to your bullsh!t"

Some customers will complain, that's fine. Some won't even care to listen, that's fine. But when you have both together at the same time, you get one hell of a customer to deal with..

[SlipperyCat]

Oh those? Those are "bush" screws. ?? Yeah, you throw them into the bushes when you leave.

[tonerhead]

Oh those? Those are "bush" screws. ?? Yeah, you throw them into the bushes when you leave.

Reminds me of when you leave and they ask if you have any extra parts ( like you didn't put it together correctly). One guy did this and I said you can have my used parts though, I put them on his desk and started walking. Then I turned around and said just kidding, but the deer in the headlight look on his face was priceless. Bet he never says that again.