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    Quote Originally Posted by bsm2 View Post
    A plane with Jeb Bush, Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton and Bernie Sanders is about to crash, but it has only 3 parachutes. Jeb Bush yells, “I’m part of a Republican Legacy, I can’t die,” takes the first parachute, and jumps. Donald Trump yells, “I’m the President and the smartest man in the world,” grabs the second parachute, and jumps. Hillary asks Bernie, “Now, how are we going to decide fairly who gets the last parachute?”
    Bernie smiles. “Don’t worry, there are parachutes for both of us. The world’s smartest man just took my backpack.”
    This is a rehash of an old joke. Last heard it during the Clinton administration. here's a link. The World's Smartest Woman - TGS HiddenMysteries ThE~Magazine

    This might be the original before someone decided to politicize it. A Supermodel, A Boy Scout, And The Smartest Man In The World : Jokes

    There is this on also. Aha! Jokes > Computer Jokes > The world's smartest man?

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    We know it’s April Fools Day, but these aren’t jokes.


    – Donald Trump is America’s president. The joke is on us.


    – As of this writing, there have been 17 school shootings in 2018 in which someone was injured or killed. New Hampshire’s Legislature has failed to take a single step towards limiting access to firearms for people who harbor murderous intent.


    – According to the Deloitte consulting firm, 80 percent of American households saw their financial situation deteriorate over the past decade. The cost of basic necessities exceeds the income of the 20 percent at the bottom of the economic ladder.


    – Meldrim Thomson Jr. was New Hampshire’s governor from 1973 through 1979. Thomson wanted to arm the state’s national guard with nuclear weapons, and he carried out a running feud with the states of Maine and Massachusetts, oversaw the reinstatement of the state’s death penalty and ordered the flag over the capitol flown at half-staff on Good Friday. A group of Republican state senators want to create a commission to promote the erection of a statue of Thomson on the State House campus. The statue’s base is to bear two Thomson quotes, “Low taxes are the result of low spending,” and “Axe the tax.”


    – New Hampshire is suffering from a severe shortage of affordable housing. Ben Carson, head of the nation’s Department of Housing and Urban Development, the agency charged with addressing the shelter needs of the poor, paid $4.375 million for his house in Palm Beach, Fla. Carson’s wife, Candy, in overseeing the refurnishing of Carson’s HUD office, ordered a $31,000 dining room set, an order that was subsequently canceled.


    – Porn star Stormy Daniels, aka Stephanie Clifford, in a 60 Minutes interview with Anderson Cooper, produced by former Monitor reporter Andy Court, said that in a 2006 hotel room encounter, she spanked Donald Trump with a magazine that had the future president’s face on its cover.


    – EPA chief Scott Pruitt demands round-the-clock protection from a dozen Secret Service agents, presumably out of fear that someone who cares about the environment might try to kill him.


    – Mick Mulvaney, the head of both the Office of Management and Budget and the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau, is about to take over much of the Treasury Department’s authority to set tax rules. Mulvaney says he makes decisions using insights gained from Trump’s speeches.


    – The Trump administration has proposed replacing half the financial assistance given families under the Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program with boxes filled with surplus government food.


    – New Hampshire’s Legislature wants to convince young college graduates to remain in the state. It also wants to make it much harder for college students to vote.


    – Lawmakers, who sorely underfund public schools, are debating whether to redirect state money from what some call “government schools” to private schools, including institutions with a religious affiliation.


    – President Trump, in throwing his weight behind a proposal to arm school teachers, said “We need to let people know, you come into our schools you’re gonna be dead.”

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    Re: Just how Crazy is Donald Trump!

    What Would Jesus Do? Trump doesn't care



    "HAPPY EASTER," Trump tweeted, "NO MORE DACA DEAL."

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    Yup because we ALL want shitty gas mileage cars
    EPA to relax fuel efficiency standards for autos
    Once the Leader Now
    Made America a 3rd World Country Again



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    Quote Originally Posted by bsm2 View Post
    Yup because we ALL want shitty gas mileage cars
    EPA to relax fuel efficiency standards for autos
    Once the Leader Now
    Made America a 3rd World Country Again

    Once he completely isolates your country you will see poverty rise very quickly. The market is already reacting to just the threat of a trade war with China. It will get much worse if he continues on this path.

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    WTH Remember NO RUSSIAN COLLISION



    Trump's telephone diplomacy sends the wrong message to Putin
    It appears the president's aides and key State Department officials were blindsided by Trump's suggestion he and Putin possibly meet at the White House.

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    What I find incredible is the amount of negative energy you guys have. As much as I disagreed with Obama, I could never have posted about his idiotic antics for more than a couple of days. But you guys have kept this up for over a year now. I've never known such hatred could even exist. How do you people make it from one day to the next fighting the urge to off yourselves... or off the world?

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    Quote Originally Posted by theengel View Post
    What I find incredible is the amount of negative energy you guys have. As much as I disagreed with Obama, I could never have posted about his idiotic antics for more than a couple of days. But you guys have kept this up for over a year now. I've never known such hatred could even exist. How do you people make it from one day to the next fighting the urge to off yourselves... or off the world?
    LOL!!!!! The only anger is coming from the right side. I don't hate anybody. Nope, not even trump. In fact I kind of pity his lack of knowledge about how the world works. He doesn't seem to realise that a country, not even the US, can make it alone.

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    Re: Just how Crazy is Donald Trump!

    Quote Originally Posted by bsm2 View Post
    WTH Remember NO RUSSIAN COLLISION

    Trump's telephone diplomacy sends the wrong message to Putin
    It appears the president's aides and key State Department officials were blindsided by Trump's suggestion he and Putin possibly meet at the White House.
    isn't it funny Y'ALL didn't GIVE A FLYING FUCK AT A ROLLING DOGNUT WHEN OBAMA MET WITH PUTIN.

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    Re: Just how Crazy is Donald Trump!

    Quote Originally Posted by Phil B. View Post
    isn't it funny Y'ALL didn't GIVE A FLYING FUCK AT A ROLLING DOGNUT WHEN OBAMA MET WITH PUTIN.


    HA HA HA OBAMA was NOT under investigation By the FBI for COLLISION with RUSSIA Guess you forgot

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    Last edited by bsm2; 04-03-2018 at 04:48 PM.

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