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    wonders of the egyptain customers inventions😂

    yester day customer told me that transfer belt is cut. so i told hime to replace and machine will be fine.so customer try to think to make tranfer belt.he thought that technician try to get more money from me.he get brown leather and sewing him on his hand.but he made it narrow some. did some one met that before
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    Re: wonders of the egyptain customers inventions😂

    WHAT????????????

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    Re: wonders of the egyptain customers inventions😂

    Does brown leather have the proper electrical properties? I do not think that a neoprene blade could clean it adequately. This couldn't be true. Nobody is this stupid. =^..^=
    If you'd like a serious answer to your request:
    1) demonstrate that you've read the manual
    2) demonstrate that you made some attempt to fix it.
    3) if you're going to ask about jams include the jam code.
    4) if you're going to ask about an error code include the error code.
    5) You are the person onsite. Only you can make observations.

    blackcat: Master Of The Obvious =^..^=

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    Re: wonders of the egyptain customers inventions😂

    Yea 'ol "where there's a will there's a way".....

    A Woolen jumper might have worked better than a leather coat.
    At least wool holds a static charge.



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    Re: wonders of the egyptain customers inventions😂

    wellcome to egypt😁

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    Re: wonders of the egyptain customers inventions😂

    another customer .from territory kafr-eldawar in this time i worked in company.i went there.and machine need developer .he asked me what is developer .i told him that cupper ferrite in addtion some chemical elements.customer🔥begin to think 😂 .he went to black smith .and ask him for iron oxide cupper ferite. and put it. in developer tank 1022😲 . he called me that machine give awhite page and big noisy wow😲😂 i infected with hysterics for 5mintes.

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    Working 20 years for army Special Ops gives me a few examples. This one is legendary. I have told it a couple of times. I have a toner delivery. I go in and check the machine. They are always out when they call. The bottle has toner in it, big surprise. i open drawer to put spares in. There is a big plastic bottle in there. It looks like a toner bottle, maybe, but isn't for this machine. I confiscate it. 3 days later they call for poor print quality. The drum looks like it has been sandblasted. I change it all, makes good copies. 2 days later, they call for same thing. Drum gone again??? I change it all wondering what is going on. About 2 days later I get all the clues in my head and go back. That bottle that I found and took, they had 2 of them. They thought they were toner but wouldn't fit in machine. They cut them open and saw black stuff, which was ground charcoal, because they were in line water filters. Ground charcoal does not make good copies. It makes the tech say all kinds of nasty things.
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    Re: wonders of the egyptain customers inventions😂

    Quote Originally Posted by blackcat4866 View Post
    Does brown leather have the proper electrical properties? I do not think that a neoprene blade could clean it adequately. This couldn't be true. Nobody is this stupid. =^..^=
    I admit that one is a classic tale, but in reference to your comment that nobody is that stupid, I have had liquids put in toner bottles that had powder in them...more than once. I have had to say the words "Master Sargent, you have to take the wrapper off the ream of paper before you put it in the tray."

    The other week I drove 5 hours round trip to clean a spec off the slit glass, after having demo the practice to her the previous week, and trying to talk her through it on the phone the day before.

    Stupidity gives me reason to get up and shower every morning.

    Yesterday I made the 5 hour trip because a machine was down with an error message. The Ricoh was asking for fuser film to be replaced. I showed them how pressing the "x" in the upper right corner would make the message block go away and they could make copies again.
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    Now I have to contribute a story:

    I took a call on a Mita DC-2055 if anybody remembers what that looks like. The call was for 1/2 copies, and indeed the front half of the image was completely absent.

    This was a lawyers office ... so you can imagine what I found. The letter opener which lawyer X likes conveniently balanced on the edge of the scanner fell in the single feed bypass tray and slide gradually down as far as it would go ... until its hardened steel tip touched the drum. Just like a mill, the letter opener quickly cut the drum in half near the center. Since the drive comes from the rear, the rear 1/2 of the drum still made pretty nice copies. The front half didn't turn at all.

    The repair was simple. And as I was writing the bill (service contracts do not cover this), I explained that they might choose to store their letter opener in a different place. Nope! Lawyer X puts it right back on the edge of the scanner, right over the bypass tray.

    What can you say to logic like that? =^..^=
    If you'd like a serious answer to your request:
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    5) You are the person onsite. Only you can make observations.

    blackcat: Master Of The Obvious =^..^=

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    Re: wonders of the egyptain customers inventions😂

    Quote Originally Posted by blackcat4866 View Post

    [snip]

    What can you say to logic like that? =^..^=
    Here's your repeat bill for next weeks same repair.
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