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    Quote Originally Posted by Coptech View Post
    so if you get a divorce in Arkansas, do you have to quit being brother and sister too?
    only if your sister Maybel wants it!

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    Quote Originally Posted by slimslob View Post
    Spell check got me. It should have been Genesis
    friggin spellcheck.. HATE it!

    I had a pastor a few years ago I poised this Q to...


    "I don't believe in everything in Genesis !"... needless to say, along with OTHER views he had... we stopped shortly after, the Pig Pickin' AT the Church just after sunday service.. where all the 'men folk' crowded around the pig and drank moonshine!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Phil B. View Post
    'men folk' crowded around the pig and drank moonshine!
    Well thats the only part of religion that would attract me.

    Sudden thought just struck me, I hope that was a spit roasted pig or are you Southerners re-enacting Deliverance as the only pig I would want to be associated with would be one that crackles not squeals.

    "squeal like a pig boy, squeal like a pig...."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lagonda View Post
    Well thats the only part of religion that would attract me.
    re. Moon shine
    They're imparting the spirit of the Luna larger...

    Reminds of an old anecdote.
    I was in a Pastors house one day doing some charity work, as I've done for numerous other churches.
    The pastor showed me a bottle of his favourite cherry Brandy, which followed with the proceeding story.
    He said he use to enjoy cherry brandy before he became a Pastor, but the church frowns on alcohol consumption.

    On one occasion the pastor did some soul searching inspirational work with an man down-on-his-luck.
    The guy down-on-his-luck made such a miraculous recovery that he decided to thank the Pastor in some way.
    Knowing the Pastor liked Cheery Brandy, he bought the Pastor a full case of Cherry Brandy.
    The guy left the case of cherry brand on the door step of church,with a message that said "thank you for everything".

    The Pastor didn't know for sure from whom the case of cherry brandy came from,so he didn't know who to give it back too.

    The following Sunday in mass the Pastor stands up at the pulpit and says.
    I would like to thank the person who supplied me with that very fine case of cherries,
    which was most definitely giving in the right spirit.

    I believe he had to keep the case of cherry brandy, know one come forward.

    true story....
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    Quote Originally Posted by NeoMatrix View Post
    I think this is what caused my cardiac arrest!
    "You can't trust your eyes, if your mind is out of focus" --

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    Quote Originally Posted by blackcat4866 View Post
    Is that a quote from "High Plains Drifter"? =^..^=
    I'm not sure where I picked up that quote - maybe the American Legion magazine, the local paper, or ???
    "You can't trust your eyes, if your mind is out of focus" --

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    Quote Originally Posted by ZOOTECH View Post
    I think this is what caused my cardiac arrest!
    It's definitely food for thought(s).
    ...how the dude holds it in one hand without a wooden skewer.
    ...how much it cost.
    ...the taste.
    ...having no salad.
    ...having no bacon or egg.
    ...the massive fat content.
    ...how to get my mouth around it.
    ...the doctors bills for the stomach pump, if I even finish it.
    ...will the heart arteries hold out for a few hours.
    ...the cost of an Ambulance.
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    Where's the pineapple, beetroot, fried egg and BBQ sauce?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lagonda View Post
    Where's the pineapple, beetroot, fried egg and BBQ sauce?
    That, of course, would be the side dish.
    "You can't trust your eyes, if your mind is out of focus" --

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    Re: "Food for thought"

    Quote Originally Posted by ZOOTECH View Post
    That, of course, would be the side dish.
    oohhhh no way,.....call me an paramedic......
    What if we could count the stars... , what number would you stop at...?"
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