friggin spellcheck.. HATE it!
I had a pastor a few years ago I poised this Q to...
"I don't believe in everything in Genesis !"... needless to say, along with OTHER views he had... we stopped shortly after, the Pig Pickin' AT the Church just after sunday service.. where all the 'men folk' crowded around the pig and drank moonshine!
Well thats the only part of religion that would attract me.
Sudden thought just struck me, I hope that was a spit roasted pig or are you Southerners re-enacting Deliverance as the only pig I would want to be associated with would be one that crackles not squeals.
"squeal like a pig boy, squeal like a pig...."
Last edited by Lagonda; 05-31-2019 at 01:21 AM.
At least 50% of IT is a solution looking for a problem.
re. Moon shine
They're imparting the spirit of the Luna larger...
Reminds of an old anecdote.
I was in a Pastors house one day doing some charity work, as I've done for numerous other churches.
The pastor showed me a bottle of his favourite cherry Brandy, which followed with the proceeding story.
He said he use to enjoy cherry brandy before he became a Pastor, but the church frowns on alcohol consumption.
On one occasion the pastor did some soul searching inspirational work with an man down-on-his-luck.
The guy down-on-his-luck made such a miraculous recovery that he decided to thank the Pastor in some way.
Knowing the Pastor liked Cheery Brandy, he bought the Pastor a full case of Cherry Brandy.
The guy left the case of cherry brand on the door step of church,with a message that said "thank you for everything".
The Pastor didn't know for sure from whom the case of cherry brandy came from,so he didn't know who to give it back too.
The following Sunday in mass the Pastor stands up at the pulpit and says.
I would like to thank the person who supplied me with that very fine case of cherries,
which was most definitely giving in the right spirit.
I believe he had to keep the case of cherry brandy, know one come forward.
true story....
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It's definitely food for thought(s).
...how the dude holds it in one hand without a wooden skewer.
...how much it cost.
...the taste.
...having no salad.
...having no bacon or egg.
...the massive fat content.
...how to get my mouth around it.
...the doctors bills for the stomach pump, if I even finish it.
...will the heart arteries hold out for a few hours.
...the cost of an Ambulance.
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Inauguration to the "AI cancel-culture" fraternity 1997...
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Where's the pineapple, beetroot, fried egg and BBQ sauce?
At least 50% of IT is a solution looking for a problem.
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