If I wouldn't lose my job I would really lose my sh*t on them. Example;
Customer: "My doc feeder is always jamming"
As I look around the machine there are hundreds of pulled staples around the machine on the floor.
Me:"Well Mr. customer if you and your stupid ass employees would stop using the top of the copier as a desk top and pulling staples maybe I wouldn't have to come here every week and pull them out of the doc feeder. Just to let you know next time I have to come here for this bullsh*t I'm going to pack your copier full of C4 and walk away......very far away.
Unfortunately we as Techs are trained in the fine art of bullsh*tery and always try to keep those brainless idiots happy.
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