Do all computers have this help program?
I kid you not.
Do all computers have this help program?
I kid you not.
Why do they call it common sense?
If it were common, wouldn't everyone have it?
One of my customers told me about one that happened years ago. The printer said "Change PC", they did not know what to do so they called the I.T. dept who changed the PC, which to them was the computer, when that did not work, they got a new printer.
The greatest enemy of knowledge isn't ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge. Stephen Hawking
I think its obvious to them, they just running around the office so much, and pay so little attention to the world around them, they never notice when we techs are there working or any one else for that matter, and now that machines can print too, they just run, grab there job and scurry back to there fabric covered kennel.
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - Coke in one hand - chocolate in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO-HOO, what a ride!".
I had a customer at a bank in Florida pour fuser oil in the toner hopper. What a mess. I guess if they dont know how to keep the bank doors open they surely cant run a copier.
for me the best is whenever i go to a place with a nice looking lady(s) and 1 guy, and im fixing the copier and the guy walks past and tries to show off infront of the girls and says stupid things like, 'i would of fixed that by now' or 'you back again or still here from last time'. most annoying customers ever
The pretty girls probably don't think badly of you, tommygun. Remember they're the ones that have to work with that jerk everyday.
I do like Shadow's suggestion of handing him the screwdriver. It certainly would make me laugh at the jerk, instead of with him.
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - Coke in one hand - chocolate in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO-HOO, what a ride!".
I just say "Only on public holidays!"
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