What is the dumbist customer comment/question you've heard?

[mrwho]

When I worked for Canon years ago a lady came into a copy shop and asked if she could get her old B&W photograph copied so that it was in color.

I would give her a b&w copy and a box of crayons.

[ignacio.cortez]

BOL.... Kinda makes you say............... Here's your sign!!!!!!

I do have a funnier story though. I worked for a time for Denver Police HQ. I had a call in one of the detective areas, for the most part, the detectives were pretty cool. I had the developer unit out of a Minolta EP 4050 and was chatting with the guys. The door opened, the room went silent, and another detective walked in. He looked at me sitting on the floor with the d/u strewn about on the diaper in about 20 pieces. He asked "is the copier broken?" I just looked at him for a couple of seconds and asked him "are you a detective?" The room just fell apart after that.

[ignacio.cortez]

If I had a pound/dollar for every time I heard this on an install, "so does it make the coffee?" In my head I think to myself A@$$#*£ES! One day I will say it out loud !

That's when you open the machine, pull out the Fuser Unit, and take the customer's hand to it, and ask, Do you think this is Hot enough?

[jma676]

Hoo!!!

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[wellconnected]

Was working on m/c with glass out and customer walked up to m/c lifted cover and placed sheet of paper on non existent glass pressed copy button then asked me if there was something wrong with m/c

surprise surprise it was laywer

[Lagonda]

While complaining that the copy quality had gone off she was quite addiment that it used too make the copies look better than the originals!!!!

[mrwho]

While complaining that the copy quality had gone off she was quite addiment that it used too make the copies look better than the originals!!!!

With a machine like that, why didn't the brand squash the competition?

[zed255]

While complaining that the copy quality had gone off she was quite addiment that it used too make the copies look better than the originals!!!!

I've had such comments before during my analog days. The originals would have small imperfections that the box couldn't copy so the copy looked 'cleaner' than the original and in the customer's eye 'better'.

[Lotec]

new on today..

What? Isn't the copier coffe proof? After he spilled a big mug over the ARDF - and the pages stopped after being "washed" in coffe on the way through the ARDF.

.. no! And it appears that the idiot proof option has not been installed either.


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And..

Stupid machine. It should have been obvious that I wanter 49 copies and NOT 499.. Who needs 499 copies anyway?

[slybot]

I prefer opening up with a line I heard in college...

"Due to the tectonic forces equaling equalibrium, I am unable to give you a satisfactory answer at this time. Be sure to come running for answers when you feel the building shake, as I will have by then worked my magics."

love this bit will have to try this one next time