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    Re: What is the dumbist customer comment/question you've heard?

    Customer puts a black and white photo on the glass of a color copier and asks why the resulting print hasn't been made color.


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    Re: What is the dumbist customer comment/question you've heard?

    A customer once asked me why their paper was so sharp and why they kept getting paper cuts from it.....


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    What is the dumbist customer comment/question you've heard?

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    Re: What is the dumbist customer comment/question you've heard?

    When the customer rides your ass because "you don't calibrate the machine often enough" but keeps printing the jobs with the fiery option "colorwise off" because "the colors come out more natural"...

    ' "But the salesman said . . ." The salesman's an asshole!'
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    Re: What is the dumbist customer comment/question you've heard?

    not so much a dumb question, but a dumb action, customer logs a call in the afternoon, "can't print to device, have tried more than 1 pc so it has to be the copier", pop in next morning as passing & it's printing..... another call logged just after lunch today, same thing, I had to go & look at another of theirs so looked at this at same time, went to "devices & printers" it's greyed out, check network port, no lights flashing, trace network cable to source, it's in a wireless router....no lights on the router, it's plugged in to an extension lead....no lights on the extension lead....check mains socket....it's turned off... apparently the person who sits there finishes at 1 and switches everything off....

    Tip for the day; Treat every problem as your dog would.....If you cant eat it or f*ck it....then p*ss on it & walk away...

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