Subject:*MANS BODY FOUND IN THE KENTUCKY RIVERThe Lexington, KY Police Department reports finding a man's body in the Kentucky River just west of the Clays Ferry Bridge. The dead man's name**will not be released until his family has been notified.The victim apparently drowned due to excessive beer consumption.* He was wearing black fishnet stockings, a red garter belt, a strap-on*dildo,*and an Obama T-shirt. He also had a cucumber stuffed up his rectum.The police removed the Obama T-shirt to spare his family any unnecessary embarrassment.
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