8 things you would love to say to a customer but daren’t!
(‘cos you have a very large mortgage to pay)
Don’t give me a hard time, I didn’t sell it too you.
You’re only a real estate agent, your not as important as you think you are.
You payed how much? Usually they retail for $5000 less than that.
If the old copier worked better than this one, why did you let the salesman talk you into buying a new one?
Don’t you understand the concept of a lease? Even if you send it back to us you still have to pay the leasing company every month.
The Managing Directors home phone number is…………..
Did you pass the I.Q. test that’s a pre-condition to purchasing a photocopier?
If you break your copier again I’m taking it away and leaving you with some carbon paper.
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