Overheard at the customer's office

[mascan42]

I'm sure there have to be tons of funny/horrific conversations that you've overheard while fixing the copier. Especially when you're doing a repair that takes a while, people tend to forget you're there and speak freely . . . sometimes a little too freely.

I'm fixing a copier at a funeral home (always the best place for this sort of thing) and I hear this from the guy on the phone in the next room:

"So the fetus is still at the morgue?"

[Koosie]

I hate funeral homes. I fixed a copier at one a few months back, and the owner was in the next room yelling at a supplier:

"Jesus Christ! Are you #@$%# @#$% in your head! I will never pay that for a !#$%# cross. GOD you're crazy!!!"

and so on. He then walks to the next room, with customers waiting:

"Hello. May God be with you in this difficult time..."

Another time, at that same customer with the same guy, I overheard a client speaking to him in his office after finding out the owner is guy.

"I don't want you to play with my d1ck when I die!!"

[ExOceMan]

I had a guy tell me he was a virgin until he was 30 and he lost it to a 16yo boy. What a peedo!

[TonerMunkeh]

I heard nurses discussing an operation to remove someone's piles. In gory detail. Kind of difficult to service a machine when the people next to you are discussing removing someone's bum grapes.

[banginbishop]

At a primary shool recently and i was sitting down on the floor out of sight when a teacher walks through the door and asks another female teacher "hows your *****" - spots me on the floor and realises whats shes said

[Lagonda]

I was sitting on the floor behind the desk out of sight when the two office girls started a conversation,

“I hear that Melissa has booked in for her boob job”
“Have you ever thought about one?”
“No, I’ll just stick to my padded bra”
“What happens when you date finds out your boobs are just padding?”
“He ought to think him self lucky to get close enough to find out!”

There wasn’t much I could add to the subject with out getting my face slapped so I kept quiet and carried on working.

[gwaddle]

I work on machines at the county attorney's office. They are not always carefull in what they talk about. I've definately heard things I shouldn't have.

[10871087]

I was working in a Gynocologsts office and two of the women were talking about something they saw earlier in the day. Out of courtesy to my friends here at Copytechnet I will keep the details to myself, but I will tell you that it was NOT GOOD.

[RRodgers]

I can't wait to !#$@#$ the copier guy!!!