two rabbits walk into a bar, they ask the barman what food he has. he replies that they do toasties of various flavours. so the rabbits order 2 cheese toasties and a pint.
The first rabbit says to the other rabbit that he is still hungry, so he orders a ham and cheese toastie while the second rabbit orders another cheese toastie.
A little while later the first rabbit says he is still hungry and orders a beef and cheese toastie.
a short while later the first rabbit dies.
the second rabbit in shock tell the barman that the first rabbit died.
the barman says he knows why
"why?" asked the second rabbit
the barman replied" he died from mixing my toasties"
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