Well, that one doesn't sound so bad - you just fill it with jargon and tech-speak and the customer will just nod dumbly.
I used that one on a customer's kid when I was off-time looking at a computer problem - graphics driver update.
Kid: "What are you doing?"
Me: "I'm just updating the graphics driver."
Kid: "You're what the what?!?"
Sadly, grown ups usually don't go this far, they just turn dumb-mode ON and keep nodding away!
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