Little Johnny is sitting in his 3rd grade classroom and his hot female teacher is asking math questions. She asks him, "if there are three crows sitting on a fence and you shoot one, how many are left?" Little Johnny answers, "none, because when you shoot one, the other two fly away."

The teacher replies, "no, the answer is two, but I like the way you think".

Little Johnny then says, "I've got a question for you teacher........there are three women sitting on a park bench eating ice cream cones, one is biting hers, one is licking hers, and the other one is sucking hers............which one is married?"

The teacher blushes and answers, "the one sucking hers".

Little Johnny says, "no, the correct answer is the one wearing a wedding ring,............ but I like the way you think."