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    The  Pastor's Ass

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    The Pastor's Ass

    A Pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won.

    The Pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the
    race Again, and it won again

    The local paper read:

    PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT.

    The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the Pastor Not to enter the donkey in another race..

    The next day, the local paper headline read:

    BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS.


    This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the Pastor to
    get rid Of the donkey..

    The Pastor decided to give it to a Nun in a nearby
    Convent..

    The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the next day:

    NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.

    The Bishop fainted!

    He informed the Nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey, so
    she Sold it to a farmer for $10.

    The next day the papers read:

    NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10.

    This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back
    the Donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild.

    The next day the headlines read:

    NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE.

    The Bishop was buried the next day.

    The moral of the story is ...
    Being concerned about public opinion can
    Bring you much grief and misery.. It can
    even shorten your life...

    ..So be yourself and enjoy life to the fullest.

    Stop worrying about everyone else's ass
    and You'll be a lot happier and live longer!

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    The  Pastor's Ass

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    Amen. =^..^=
    If you'd like a serious answer to your request:
    1) demonstrate that you've read the manual
    2) demonstrate that you made some attempt to fix it.
    3) if you're going to ask about jams include the jam code.
    4) if you're going to ask about an error code include the error code.
    5) You are the person onsite. Only you can make observations.

    blackcat: Master Of The Obvious =^..^=

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