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Likes: It was an actual quote from Mascan42 on this very forum. Best thing I've ever read over here!Originally Posted by mjunkaged
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It was an actual quote from Mascan42 on this very forum. Best thing I've ever read over here!
' "But the salesman said . . ." The salesman's an asshole!'
Mascan42
'You will always find some Eskimo ready to instruct the Congolese on how to cope with heat waves.'
Ibid
I'm just an ex-tech lurking around and spreading disinformation!
Sorry for the obvious answer - I just woke up and I'm on vacation - my brain is still asleep.
' "But the salesman said . . ." The salesman's an asshole!'
Mascan42
'You will always find some Eskimo ready to instruct the Congolese on how to cope with heat waves.'
Ibid
I'm just an ex-tech lurking around and spreading disinformation!
Went to a call for pcq and found a mac donalds wrapper around the drum!!! Had another call for jamming in a fax machine and found a biscuit inside the feed section...
Apparantly they had a food fight in the office the day before!!
WARNING... Please dont feed the copier and fax machines!!
Found a pie 'keeping warm' in an old Ricoh copier, on top of fusing unit!
ok, not too long ago I errrrrrr went to a mpc6000 for jamming and next thing i know its dead. ordered a psu and discovered my cough cough cleaning brush jammed in the fuser.
If your boss ever reads this...ok, not too long ago I errrrrrr went to a mpc6000 for jamming and next thing i know its dead. ordered a psu and discovered my cough cough cleaning brush jammed in the fuser.
' "But the salesman said . . ." The salesman's an asshole!'
Mascan42
'You will always find some Eskimo ready to instruct the Congolese on how to cope with heat waves.'
Ibid
I'm just an ex-tech lurking around and spreading disinformation!
I was asked to remove a dead bat from the copier in our show room. I found a bat taped to the inside door with its wings spread and taped in place. Apparently the poor little guy found its way into our office after hours. The salesman staying late saw it and grabbed an exit tray and smacked it right out of the air killing it. He decided it would be funny to stick it on the inside front door of a copier that the office used for copies. This copier was also in the showroom! He taped it to the door and taped it's wings open so it looked rather menacing and created a paper jam in the copier. The next morning the sales secretary found it and screamed at the top of her lungs! The boss was not amused and the spit hit the fan! Being somewhat of a practical joker myself got me falsely accused of the misdeed. Eventually the salesman came clean. After that when we saw him coming we would go Dah nuh nuh nuh na Batman!. No one was fired but the salesman left shortly there after. I think it was because the sales secretary kept messing up his commissions.
Had a customer use the openable fuser of an old SF740 to heat up his sandwich!
well i ordered the part, another engineer went out with the supervisor (his area) and have since took the P**s - so fair enough on my cock up. Supervisors know its not a regular thing so it was just lets take the p**s out of him.
I would have figured it out as i knew something had taken out the psu i.e. too much load so would have turned it on without the fuser installed but as it had taken out the psu i was screwed untill i had a new psu.
they never came to check,
because they were tinkingthat you trying the new scream to repair procedure(i heard about it once)
did it work?
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