What's the weirdest thing that you have ever found inside a copier,printer?

[skynet]

From a google search I wont take credit for this.


Only in Australia, thank God.

[bigwul]

Oooh, sshhh!t, the usual :
Gecko inside fuser roller.
Gecko eggs in machine and ADF.
Lizard and cockroachs in fuser roller, smells yum.
Big @ss spider in fuser lamp, nice smell.
Huge bivwac of ants inside a machine laser unit, whole machine was condemed.
Live gecko inside optics, wow talk about confusing diagnostics.
Cockroach crud for infinity.
Mice chewing feed rollers,p!ssing on PCB,s chewing wires and plastics.
Human hair in a finisher unit.
Full cup of coffee in the fuser flowing onto the ITB unit.
Human Penis greasy outline on copy glass ( boss found that one).
Every kind of mineral dust known to the mining industry.
Every non-OEM after market toner ever manufactured.

And really unknown strange things( when asked, no one knows how they got there) like: paperclips,staples,whiteout ,human hair, biro,labels,OHT's....
Ooooh I wonder how that got there....?.....

Annnddd not forgetting --bangs,knocks,scraps,breaks,dents that strangely just some how appear to happen inside of machines.
..

So glad I don't work where you are!!!!.....yikes!!

[NeoMatrix]

From a google search I wont take credit for this.


Only in Australia, thank God.

Nice...King Brown. heaps of these guys in the Aussie backyards.
Given the size of an A4 sheet of paper I guess the size of this snake between six to eight feet long.
Highly venomous, rated around 2nd or 3rd dangerous land snake.
today's trivia....

[BLADE]

I bet thats where the snake shit was coming from

[Lagonda]

Nice...King Brown. heaps of these guys in the Aussie backyards.
Given the size of an A4 sheet of paper I guess the size of this snake between six to eight feet long.
Highly venomous, rated around 2nd or 3rd dangerous land snake.
today's trivia....

That isn't a Brown snake its a harmless Green Tree snake (I known it's not green but colour isn't the best way of ID-ing snakes) You'd know it if it was a Brown as the buggers are highly aggressive and would be trying to have a piece of you. Most snakes, even the Red Bellied Black, do their best to disappear the moment they spot you but a Brown will stand its ground and inquire "Do you feel lucky punk"

[NeoMatrix]

That isn't a Brown snake its a harmless Green Tree snake (I known it's not green but colour isn't the best way of ID-ing snakes) You'd know it if it was a Brown as the buggers are highly aggressive and would be trying to have a piece of you. Most snakes, even the Red Bellied Black, do their best to disappear the moment they spot you but a Brown will stand its ground and inquire "Do you feel lucky punk"

Looks like a King Brown to me.Green tree snakes only grow to about a meter. The old mans dogs killed about 6 brown snakes last year, they lost two dogs in one snake fight.
My mothers dogs got two last year in her side yard.
We had one snake eating all the gecko's out of our roof ceiling for a couple of weeks.
We found him run over just outside our house one moring. It was about 5 ft long. It looked like a Tiapan. The Tiapan's up this way are known to breed with the harmless carpet snake. No good for kids...

The Swamp Tiger snake is the most vicous snake you'll ever see. They grow to a meter long and you have 30min to get to hospital if bitten. These little snakes will go out of thier way to chase you, trust me I'm speaking from life on the farm experience.

The King Brown female is highly agressive if you get near her nest. I've seen them launch at me like a pressure coil spring leaving the ground for a meter in length, recoil and launch at me again. I still get goose bumps just talking about that snake.
Being cold blood reptiles will slow down during the cold weather or in aircondition cages; it makes them easier to handle.

I'm no expert on snakes. If they're a live I like to leave them alone.

[Debs1964]

[QUOTE=NeoMatrix;453747I'm no expert on snakes. If they're a live I like to leave them alone.[/QUOTE]

So would I if they were wild in Australia, but the snake is a seriously misunderstood animal, a little more about Debs...
i used to keep lots of snakes, lizards, tarantulas, and other invertebrates as pets, they are far more fascinating than your average furry pets

[Debs1964]

I can't think of anything particularly unusual that I've found inside a copier, but I once opened one up and found NO scraps of paper, blu tac, staples, paper clips, sticky notes, pens or coffee stains

[ewizzy]

Today, I found a sugar sachet in an MPC2800...... customer phoned up complaining bitterly that the machine wouldn't duplex. Went there, removed sachet of sugar, machine worked fine...... Sweet...... /I'll get me coat.

[ewizzy]

Nice...King Brown. heaps of these guys in the Aussie backyards.
Given the size of an A4 sheet of paper I guess the size of this snake between six to eight feet long.
Highly venomous, rated around 2nd or 3rd dangerous land snake.
today's trivia....

Thats got to be the most UNdangerous snake in the world....... Its got no head