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The greatest enemy of knowledge isn't ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge. Stephen Hawking
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I could picture my printer in my head saying all that.
' "But the salesman said . . ." The salesman's an asshole!'
Mascan42
'You will always find some Eskimo ready to instruct the Congolese on how to cope with heat waves.'
Ibid
I'm just an ex-tech lurking around and spreading disinformation!
Yea thats funny..........................
Add this...
Printer: Oh, no. He's turning me of....
Computer: What a relief. At least now he'll be quiet.
Computer: Monitor display error that pages did not print.
Monitor: I did but it doesn't look like he's paying attention.
Printer: Powering up. Just wait until I'm ready, I'll fix him.
Computer: Oh, no. The data has been corrupted. Keyboard get ready for more pounding.
Printer: Yes! You pain in the feed rollers. 59 pages of nothing but symbols. Let's see how he likes that.
Keyboard: Please make it stop...
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - Coke in one hand - chocolate in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO-HOO, what a ride!".
Those little printers are an insult to the intelligence of the industry.
"Some days you get the bear, some days the bear gets you."
Cdr. William Riker
Just because you're not paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you.
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