Are you a technician?

[chrisp]

Im a photocopier faith healer. I yell "praise the lord" then place my hands on the machine and push it over. If god then decides to heal it the the job is done, if not we send in someone working for the other side, I think they call them salesmen.

[SCREWTAPE]

Or they send the CAT

[blazebusiness]

I was factory trained by Canon so I know just enough to be dangerous.

[zed255]

...I know just enough to be dangerous.

Hey that sounds like me when an unsuspecting Unix admin provides me with root privelages! It has happened. Self taught on Linux gives me just the right amount of knowledge to be a very dangerous man on big iron Unix...

[Joelzkie]

yes i am a technician, i can fix copier

[NV165]

I am the employee of store that was sold two copiers by what I concider a couple of low down dirt car salesmen...

[NV165]

I just thought that your comment about the other side was one of the funniest things I've heard in a while...

[hornpout]

I am a technician when it comes to computers and networks which some people think qualifies me to work on printers and copiers. To the printers and copiers I am the guy they see before they are parted out on my bench1

[andy1mack]

"All those screws left over? I don't think they're very important. Call us again if you need further assistance."

[jamesyboy]

I sir am an Engineer