"Outside of a dog a book is man's best friend, inside of a dog it's too dark to read."
Groucho Marx
"Outside of a dog a book is man's best friend, inside of a dog it's too dark to read."
Groucho Marx
Siting it the sun having a beer with my dad on a winters arvo
ME: "It's nice in the sun"
DAD: "It's even better in the daughter"
Dad saw a hot girl walking down the street
"I'd rather be hanging out of that than a 10 story building."
I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work. ~Thomas Edison
One of the cadet salesmen was getting excited about making his first sale.
One of the techs asked him if his mother really wanted to buy a printer.
At least 50% of IT is a solution looking for a problem.
Here's two of the same,
All over the place like a mad woman's shit
or
Shit everywhere like ya Grandma's undies.
I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work. ~Thomas Edison
The cream will rise to the top, but remember some turds float also.
The greatest enemy of knowledge isn't ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge. Stephen Hawking
The early bird may get the worm but the second mouse gets the cheese!
I really like that one..........reminds me of some sales people I have known . On a really good month, they could manage to sell ONE unit ( to a friend or relative ) and the boss just loved them .
11 X 17 That is worth contemplating ,
Remember : SOME MISTAKES ARE TOO MUCH FUN TO ONLY MAKE ONCE !
"The Serenity Prayer" . . .
God grant me the serenity to accept stupid people , the courage to not waste my time and energy on them , and the wisdom to know that I cannot fix STUPID .
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