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My wife keeps complaining that I don't listen to her or something like that...
' "But the salesman said . . ." The salesman's an asshole!'
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'You will always find some Eskimo ready to instruct the Congolese on how to cope with heat waves.'
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I'm just an ex-tech lurking around and spreading disinformation!
hi allOriginally Posted by mrwho
yep we techies develop selective hearing to:
customers and wifes.
thats perfectly normal
cheers
ps love your avatars fixing strategy
Re: One Liners
hi all
my faforite one liners
1-how australians find sheep in a tall grass?
very satisfying.
2- australian defenition of safe sex?
they mark the sheeps that bites
cheers
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A horse, a monkey, and a panda bear walk into a bar.
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"Over there next to mine" was not the answer I was expecting.
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