Customer: This machine is always breaking.
Me: So quit breaking it.
Customer: The color quality on this machine Sucks.
Me: So does the quality of your paper. You have the Porche of copiers and you are filling it with regular Gas.
Customer: Do you get MLK day off?
Me: No, I'm not black. I am a veteran and I don't get veteran"s day off. (Got called on the carpet for this one.)
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