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    i thinck i broek smethin

    Starting last Sunday I've been on a 6 day marathon to cover all the prerequisites to be in my first Konica Minolta class, starting Monday. In addition to the usual 60 hr work week, I figure I crammed in another 30+ hours of tutorials reading and testing.

    I finished with a whole 1.5 hours to spare, but I think I broke something. My right eye doesn't close anymore, and I can still hear this little voice in the back of my head talking about PSWCs and KMBSs and PSBOs ... how do I make it go away? I must look like "Bill the Cat".

    Bill-the-cat.jpg

    Ah, the joys of starting from scratch for the 4rth?, 5th time? At least most of the terminology meshes with what I remember.

    So who will be in Chicago Monday for the C360? =^..^=
    Last edited by blackcat4866; 08-13-2011 at 01:24 AM.
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    3) if you're going to ask about jams include the jam code.
    4) if you're going to ask about an error code include the error code.
    5) You are the person onsite. Only you can make observations.

    blackcat: Master Of The Obvious =^..^=

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    Re: i thinck i broek smethin

    AAAWWwww...same procedure at evry new brand... i hate that from the deep of my heart to do this annoying lessions over and over again to gain the "Super Hero Smart Office Solution Engeneer of (insert a Brand of your choice here) " Award, just to get the right to work on those boxes official. As if they were so different from others.... sigh. (insert a Brand of your Choice here) will not alter Physics Law, neither they will invent a new wheel, so why the Hell they intend to teach a Techician with 25 Years experience the basics of a paper feed unit a gazillionth Time?

    Blackcat: I feel sympathy for you, and i have a recipe to get rid of the voices:
    I treat you a few Beers
    1017_2005-11-22_Wüllners_Braumeister_Landbier.jpg

    This will help you to get back in the race again
    If sometimes you feel a little useless, offended and depressed always remember that you were once the fastest and most victorious sperm of hundreds of millions!

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    Thank you Herrmann. I think it's working.

    Bill-the-cat.jpg

    =^..^=
    Last edited by blackcat4866; 08-13-2011 at 01:26 AM.
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    blackcat: Master Of The Obvious =^..^=

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    Re: i thinck i broek smethin

    COOL... Then you can call their tech support and hear that song that is stuck in my head.
    The greatest enemy of knowledge isn't ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge. Stephen Hawking

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    I can hardly wait.

    On my list, tech support comes right before dynamite.
    If you'd like a serious answer to your request:
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    blackcat: Master Of The Obvious =^..^=

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    Outward Associates was fun..."oh that's not so bad". I soon realized every link I clicked opened a string of 30 more links each with their own videos and quizzes...

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    Re: i thinck i broek smethin

    Quote Originally Posted by JR2ALTA View Post
    Outward Associates was fun..."oh that's not so bad". I soon realized every link I clicked opened a string of 30 more links each with their own videos and quizzes...
    Exactly. Copier Basics I & II at first just appeared to be a couple of long tests, until I looked at the course description which lists the 7 online prerequisites.

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    Didn't sleep much last night. The brain is still buzzing away ...
    If you'd like a serious answer to your request:
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    5) You are the person onsite. Only you can make observations.

    blackcat: Master Of The Obvious =^..^=

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    Re: i thinck i broek smethin

    Why do they call it common sense?

    If it were common, wouldn't everyone have it?

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    OH BROKEN!

    Brokeded in da Firmware, Gato-negro!
    No fixes it but in da Guiness or da Makers Mark or da Yellow Tail (sum lotta red, red Merlot), or compatible download tool.
    It reformatses da HDD and flashes da NVRAM.

    Pour, drain, repeat till da full CCD shutdown.

    Pause, rewind, replay
    Warm memory chip
    Random sample
    Hold the one you need...


    -I

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    Oops I think I tasted enough wine today because I understood that. Setting the glass down now.

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