As I get to make up my own rates, I do not believe anyone could afford a "gun in the face charge"! The baby face kids with guns out here do not bother me. On the rare instance that I have had one of them point a gun at me i usually tell them to fuck off and that this isn't Iraq and you will really fuck up if you pull the trigger. One time a senior NCO came in and heard me fucking with his solider and told him to "shoot the son of a bitch", referring to me. there was a long dead silence before me and the sergeant busted out laughing. The poor kid stood there and did not know what to do. I went back to fixing the fax and ignored him.
The thing that scares me out here are the working dogs. They take no shit from no one.
The greatest enemy of knowledge isn't ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge. Stephen Hawking
... or the time at the maximum security prison, where I spent two hours looking through trash cans for an empty tube of superglue that I had consumed onsite, and not present at the post service call inventory. We never did find it by the way. I assume they just got their fill of hassling me. =^..^=
If you'd like a serious answer to your request:
1) demonstrate that you've read the manual
2) demonstrate that you made some attempt to fix it.
3) if you're going to ask about jams include the jam code.
4) if you're going to ask about an error code include the error code.
5) You are the person onsite. Only you can make observations.
blackcat: Master Of The Obvious =^..^=
I can honestly say I have never had a weapon pointed at me while fixing a call.
Not on a call, another story.........lol.
I tried to get one pointed at me one time. I was fixing the copier and a guy in the weapons room was cleaning a 50 cal machine gun. I tried to get him to point it at me while I was at the copier as if to say "fix the damn copier" and let me get a picture. He would not do it , he thought he would get in serious trouble.
The greatest enemy of knowledge isn't ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge. Stephen Hawking
' "But the salesman said . . ." The salesman's an asshole!'
Mascan42
'You will always find some Eskimo ready to instruct the Congolese on how to cope with heat waves.'
Ibid
I'm just an ex-tech lurking around and spreading disinformation!
we used to go to a copier at a private house, where they had a "guard dog", this was the days before mobile phones, we used to turn up & toot our horn & wait for someone to put the dog away, while we were doing this, the dog would be jumping alll over the vehicle, barking & snarling, we had a delivery driver who thought that as he was a "dog lover" he would be ok,he got out & tried to pat the dog, the dog enjoyed the taste of his hand.....
Maybe you look like his ex-husband lol...
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