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    Master Of The Obvious 10,000+ Posts
    You know you are a tech because...

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    Re: You know you are a tech because...

    Quote Originally Posted by fixthecopier View Post
    ... You think "Toner" is a cool name for a black cat ...
    Hey, I resemble that remark! =^..^=
    If you'd like a serious answer to your request:
    1) demonstrate that you've read the manual
    2) demonstrate that you made some attempt to fix it.
    3) if you're going to ask about jams include the jam code.
    4) if you're going to ask about an error code include the error code.
    5) You are the person onsite. Only you can make observations.

    blackcat: Master Of The Obvious =^..^=

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    You know you are a tech because...

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    Re: You know you are a tech because...

    When you can tell which colour unit you worked on most in one day by the colour of what is left in your tissue.

    On a slightly different note, every time I see WTF? I think of waste toner full. Anyone have anymore of these?
    I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work. ~Thomas Edison

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    Re: You know you are a tech because...

    Quote Originally Posted by jonezy999 View Post
    When you can tell which colour unit you worked on most in one day by the colour of what is left in your tissue.

    On a slightly different note, every time I see WTF? I think of waste toner full. Anyone have anymore of these?
    ahh u beat me by a minute or two, i was gonna say i wanted to change my forum name to "black booger"

    as for the "WTF?" i think ur alone on that one...
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    ROFLMFHO!

    I'm embarrassed to admit how many of these my registration is dialed in with.

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    Re: You know you are a tech because...

    You know you are a tech because it works better after you have touched it.
    Color is not 4 times harder... it's 65,000 times harder. They call it "TECH MODE" for a reason. I have manual's and firmware for ya, course... you are going to have to earn it.

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    Re: You know you are a tech because...

    When the waiter hands you the menu you check for copy quality issues before looking to see whats to eat.
    At least 50% of IT is a solution looking for a problem.

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    Re: You know you are a tech because...

    Quote Originally Posted by Lagonda View Post
    When the waiter hands you the menu you check for copy quality issues before looking to see whats to eat.
    Menus aren't the worst of it. have you ever walked past one of those boards where everyone has their flyers posted? I was staring at one for several minutes a while back, and the gf thought I was looking at the bands that were playing. I was actually trying to see if I could guess the manufacturer that the different flyers were printed on. Around ten years or so ago, when I was working on canon analogs, I could see that half-black print from a canon a mile away.

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    Re: You know you are a tech because...

    I read the local paper real estate guides, then show up on site the next day with parts to repair the machine they didn't know had an issue.
    I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work. ~Thomas Edison

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    Re: You know you are a tech because...

    Quote Originally Posted by prntrfxr View Post
    Man you know, I've never met a tech that couldn't drive with their knees. Reminds me of a story:

    I made myself a tomato & mayo sandwich (tomato fresh out of the garden, it was awesome BTW) one day and was driving to a call. A cop pulled in behind me out of nowhere and that sandwich slid across the top of my dashboard like a water skier in chop and ended up in the passenger window. Cop passed me laughing his head off. My dash shone like a mirror for almost a month. I wonder mayo polishes anything else good like that? Hmmm...

    I have done it for so long that I get relaxed with it and have almost got caught. I can't count the number of times that I have driven past MP's { military police } with my right arm across the top of the seat and my left holding a cup of coffee as I pass one in a patrol car, while talking on my blue tooth. [$300 fine to be seen holding a phone and driving on a military base ] A couple of them have turned around and ran me down but by the time they catch me, I have my hands at 10 and 2. One of them pulled me one day and ask me about my driving with no hands. I told him he must be mistaken because you would have to be an idiot or a copy repair man to drive like that. He looked to be 20 and did not get my sarcasm, but let me go.
    The greatest enemy of knowledge isn't ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge. Stephen Hawking

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    Re: You know you are a tech because...

    Quote Originally Posted by RRodgers View Post
    You know you are a tech because it works better after you have touched it.
    hi
    the statement above missing GOOD TECH
    cheers

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