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Originally Posted by igi
Even good techs have bad days. Sometimes when I am done and it test OK, I go YEA!. Then I explain that I am happy that it works after I touched it, because it does not always work out that way.
Dreaded comment from customer... "It did not do that until you worked on it!"
The greatest enemy of knowledge isn't ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge. Stephen Hawking
hi
i agree but on average a good tech will leave the copier in better condition then before
cheers
You learn the art of bullshit to deal with customers............yes ...i think it is more difficult than fixing the machines...
For the better part of 15 years I've been ordering every cheeseburger plain, just for that reason.
Cosign on the spotting copiers in TV shows and movies.
I forget which show I was watching...it could have been Parks and Rec or The Office but I remember thinking to myself "It's past 2005.....what the heck are they doing with an ANALOG copier?!?!?"
Riddle me this - what kind of fax did John McLane use in Die Hard 2, when faxing the dead guys fingerprints to Al?
You know you are a tech when ----- >>>>> Fixthecopier "You have thought of making a wind chime out of old drums"
Wild Bill :I did make wind chimes out of little HP drums. Cut em at differant lengths and at angle. Guess Im in"
Me too !!
Also don't forget to use Developer ( outer ) and Hot rollers . { just a hobby } All these together makes a good tone.
When you disassemble a copier, you accidentally DROP parts on the floor to see if they make a tone worth building a set of chimes. ( I'm trying to find rollers from an old pressure fuser )
"The Serenity Prayer" . . .
God grant me the serenity to accept stupid people , the courage to not waste my time and energy on them , and the wisdom to know that I cannot fix STUPID .
,,,your favorite tool for fixing things around the house is a springhook.
“I think you should treat good friends like a fine wine. That’s why I keep mine locked up in the basement.” - Tim Hawkins
* You run around all day with toner on your face and no one tells you til your in picking up parts.
* When you blow your nose, it looks like a color wheel. Usually after a PM.
* You will never be a hand model.
* You carry a flashlight with you at all times.
* You refer to a drum as OPC.
* You make parts out of paperclips.
And what kind of image quality can you reasonably get at 100x200dpi? Certainly not good enough to determine anything from an image as small as a fingerprint. =^..^=
If you'd like a serious answer to your request:
1) demonstrate that you've read the manual
2) demonstrate that you made some attempt to fix it.
3) if you're going to ask about jams include the jam code.
4) if you're going to ask about an error code include the error code.
5) You are the person onsite. Only you can make observations.
blackcat: Master Of The Obvious =^..^=
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