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Are colour and velour phonetically similar on your island?Originally Posted by Lagonda
Life would be a lot easier if Bill Gates was English not American then my spell check would work correctly. When will you Americans learn that there is a "u" in colour
How do you pronounce lieutenant as in someone from the army? In England we pronounce it leftenant yet spell it lieutenant!Life would be a lot easier if Bill Gates was English not American then my spell check would work correctly. When will you Americans learn that there is a "u" in colour
In the US as far as I know they spell it lieutenant and pronounce it lieutenant which is far more sensible than adding an f to the word that isn't actually there.
If I'm not mistaken you also pronounce aluminum, aluminium. But we have our own that we do here. The town I live in is spelled Norfolk, but is pronounced Norfork. But as the great comedian, George Carlin, said, "your name can be spelled Smith, and you can pronounce it Janovsky if you want to".
In a majority of all MS products there is an English and a French Canadian spell check/dictionary that can be set. Although there's one that irks me, it's spelled majour, but the word is still majority... :PLife would be a lot easier if Bill Gates was English not American then my spell check would work correctly. When will you Americans learn that there is a "u" in colour
Nope, it's pronounced Norfolk. It's just the inbreds that failed Hooked On Phonics that throw in the errant r sound.
Actually the original name of the town was Norfork. When the town applied for a post office way back when, some "inbred that failed Hooked on Phonics" that worked at the postal service in your town decided that Norfork couldn't be right so he changed it to Norfolk. So they just left it that way rather than go through all the red tape to change it back. But they did continue to pronounce it the right way.
Is there any other way?
At least 50% of IT is a solution looking for a problem.
Pronounced, not spelled. Phonetically it would be Kul-err and Vel-oor... To be as simplistic as possible.
In America, if you are going to discuss the language, I like to hear from George...plus I got bored this morning
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I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death.
I'm not concerned about all hell breaking loose, but that a PART of hell will break loose... it'll be much harder to detect.
If it's true that our species is alone in the universe, then I'd have to say the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little.
If we could just find out who's in charge, we could kill him.
If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten.
In comic strips, the person on the left always speaks first.
Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist.
Just cause you got the monkey off your back doesn't mean the circus has left town.
May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house
Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit.
Not only do I not know what's going on, I wouldn't know what to do about it if I did
One can never know for sure what a deserted area looks like.
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
People who say they don't care what people think are usually desperate to have people think they don't care what people think.
Religion is just mind control
Some people see things that are and ask, Why? Some people dream of things that never were and ask, Why not? Some people have to go to work and don't have time for all that.
Standing ovations have become far too commonplace. What we need are ovations where the audience members all punch and kick one another
The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going.
The reason I talk to myself is that I'm the only one whose answers I accept
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Oh, you're in Norfolk, Nebraska. Keep forgetting about flyover country, everything between Chicago and the Sierra Nevadas kinda blends into one big plain.
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