Come on now, I know the customer runs a label sheet thru, peels of three labels. then prints more labels on same sheet by running it thru again! Multiply by static electricity?
Come on now, I know the customer runs a label sheet thru, peels of three labels. then prints more labels on same sheet by running it thru again! Multiply by static electricity?
I tell you one thing, they won't ever question you about the paper again or anything else for that matter. You can do it without listing the steps, with a calculator or excel spreadsheet (which you could do right in front of them). Just make sure you save a copy of the formula and the conversions. The conversions are the hard part. The rest is multiply then divide. Easy as PI.That should be made up as a worksheet. Then when the customer ask, just hand them a sheet and watch their face as they look at the math.
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - Coke in one hand - chocolate in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO-HOO, what a ride!".
Mystery paper = Answer, NO!
hi all
even Albert himself dweled on thath equasion.how to calculate paper thickness
he came up with E = m c^2
that means:
E-every
m-multifunction
c-copier
2-double sided
meaning : find the thickest paper and shove it,
trouh every multifunction copier thath you see in duplex mode of corse
the way i see it all customers are Einsteins.
I've got to add a new horror in the "what can I feed through my machine" saga: "Easy Peel Labels"! You can guess how much fun I had pulling those out of the machine.
Customer: "But it says it's for laser printers"
Me: "Yes, but if it says 'easy peel' just imagine what that means as it travels a 4 foot paper path!"
Why does every customer think they're the first one to ever say: "you've been here so much we should get you an office, ha, ha, ha"?
Or even worse........... transparencies!
Oh man! I'd just tell them "next time just run the shirt....you may have better luck!"
Had a teacher at local grade school put a iron on transfers thru a HP CLJ 4550 printer.
When that one did not come out she tried another.....
Four iron on transfers were wrapped around the fuser roller.
I was able to cut them off and save the fuser.
And she teaches out children.
Rob S
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