Ken oath I'm an Aussie, I drink pale ale like its going outta fashion.
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Ken oath I'm an Aussie, I drink pale ale like its going outta fashion.
I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work. ~Thomas Edison
I was Aussie for a day once. Drove my co-workers crazy saying, "G-day mate" to them all day. They got their revenge on me for the next week playing practical jokes on me. "How's the weather down under?" they'd say when they got me. I never did that again. LOL
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - Coke in one hand - chocolate in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO-HOO, what a ride!".
Not me, mate. My name ain't Bruce.
Although my favourite joke is the one about aussie beer being like making love in a canoe.
' "But the salesman said . . ." The salesman's an asshole!'
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'You will always find some Eskimo ready to instruct the Congolese on how to cope with heat waves.'
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I'm just an ex-tech lurking around and spreading disinformation!
I'm a fair dinkum dead set Australian, a banana bender.
Hoop snakes will get you, drop bears will kill you, no dingoes ate any of my kids and no Aussies drink Fosters. They are not called "shrimp" they are called prawns. No we dont have roos all over the streets.
But our women ARE still called Sheila's...and another Banana Bender here
Not an aussie, but my boss is. =)
Banana bender? That's a Google image search that I'm certainly not gonna attempt at work.
No worries, mate.Banana bender? That's a Google image search that I'm certainly not gonna attempt at work.
Australian slang dictionary
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - Coke in one hand - chocolate in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO-HOO, what a ride!".
Thanks prntrfxr, I just spent way too much time with that dictionary.Originally Posted by prntrfxr
"You can't trust your eyes, if your mind is out of focus" --
Yeah...me too. LOL. I wonder how many Aussie's try an American accent to irritate their co-workers. Remember, "Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery."Thanks prntrfxr, I just spent way too much time with that dictionary.
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - Coke in one hand - chocolate in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO-HOO, what a ride!".
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