anyone have any good ideas of making a sales rep beg for mercy??????
anyone have any good ideas of making a sales rep beg for mercy??????
give the nipple clamps a twist
Before they demo a machine to a customer turn the display to japanese!!!
Just remember how to turn it back again when you sweep in to save the day
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This should take care of it. Hide it in a ceiling panel or tape it to the back of a desk against a wall.
Nah...I like most of the sales guys around here. Most of them...we train them. They at least have laser theory and can read a manual. The receiving clerk on the other hand...I can think of a few things I'd like to do to that person.
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - Coke in one hand - chocolate in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO-HOO, what a ride!".
Throw some copies of staples or paperclips back in the drawers.
Works best when they have a demo.
Why do they call it common sense?
If it were common, wouldn't everyone have it?
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