How do you know if a good looking sheila is ticklish ?
You give her a testicle .... o!o....
How do you know if a good looking sheila is ticklish ?
You give her a testicle .... o!o....
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The Lord looks down on Eden and sees Adam walking around looking very sad...He says "Hello Adam, why so forlorne?". Adam says.."Eden is just great, the perfect place, but I'm getting very lonely with nothing but plants and animals around". The Lord says "Fine, I'll make you the perfect companion..one that will look after you, feed you when hungry, nurse you when you're sick, never argue with you, always say yes when you're feeling armorous, take care of your children and remain at your side until you leave this world". Adam says "that sounds great, what's it gonna cost me?" The Lord says "an arm and a leg". Adam thinks for a moment and says "what can I get for a rib?" Emujo
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - Coke in one hand - chocolate in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO-HOO, what a ride!".
I would like to share an experience with you, about drinking and driving.
As you well know, some of us have been known to have had brushes with the authorities on our way home from the odd social session over the years.
A couple of nights ago, I was out for a few drinks with some friends at the Marriott Hotel and had a few too many beers and some rather nice red wine.
Knowing full well I may have been slightly over the limit, I did something I've never done before: I took a bus home.
Sure enough I passed a police road block but as it was a bus, they waved it past.
I arrived home safely without incident, which was a real surprise; as I have never driven a bus before and am not sure where I got it.
' "But the salesman said . . ." The salesman's an asshole!'
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'You will always find some Eskimo ready to instruct the Congolese on how to cope with heat waves.'
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I'm just an ex-tech lurking around and spreading disinformation!
I haven't read all the jokes so I hope this is not a repeat.
There are 2 canibals in the woods eating a clown when one turns to the other and ask. Does this taste funny to you?
I want you to have this feeling too - it is my moral responsibility to help you achieve this inner freedom
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