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    Re: Joke of the Day

    How do you know if a good looking sheila is ticklish ?

    You give her a testicle .... o!o....
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    The Lord looks down on Eden and sees Adam walking around looking very sad...He says "Hello Adam, why so forlorne?". Adam says.."Eden is just great, the perfect place, but I'm getting very lonely with nothing but plants and animals around". The Lord says "Fine, I'll make you the perfect companion..one that will look after you, feed you when hungry, nurse you when you're sick, never argue with you, always say yes when you're feeling armorous, take care of your children and remain at your side until you leave this world". Adam says "that sounds great, what's it gonna cost me?" The Lord says "an arm and a leg". Adam thinks for a moment and says "what can I get for a rib?" Emujo

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    Quote Originally Posted by emujo View Post
    The Lord looks down on Eden and sees Adam walking around looking very sad...He says "Hello Adam, why so forlorne?". Adam says.."Eden is just great, the perfect place, but I'm getting very lonely with nothing but plants and animals around". The Lord says "Fine, I'll make you the perfect companion..one that will look after you, feed you when hungry, nurse you when you're sick, never argue with you, always say yes when you're feeling armorous, take care of your children and remain at your side until you leave this world". Adam says "that sounds great, what's it gonna cost me?" The Lord says "an arm and a leg". Adam thinks for a moment and says "what can I get for a rib?" Emujo
    Goes to show you what happens when guys get cheap.
    Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - Coke in one hand - chocolate in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO-HOO, what a ride!".

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    I would like to share an experience with you, about drinking and driving.






    As you well know, some of us have been known to have had brushes with the authorities on our way home from the odd social session over the years.



    A couple of nights ago, I was out for a few drinks with some friends at the Marriott Hotel and had a few too many beers and some rather nice red wine.

    Knowing full well I may have been slightly over the limit, I did something I've never done before: I took a bus home.
    Sure enough I passed a police road block but as it was a bus, they waved it past.

    I arrived home safely without incident, which was a real surprise; as I have never driven a bus before and am not sure where I got it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by prntrfxr View Post
    Goes to show you what happens when guys get cheap.
    God's the greatest inventor ever - he grabbed Adam's rib and invented the loudspeaker!
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    Quote Originally Posted by mrwho View Post
    God's the greatest inventor ever - he grabbed Adam's rib and invented the loudspeaker!
    And its damn hard to shut that loud speaker off....

    I believe that might be the reason why he gave adam the apple...
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    Quote Originally Posted by NeoMatrix View Post
    And its damn hard to shut that loud speaker off....
    That's what "selective hearing" is all about, and at my age, I have a valid excuse for shutting it down.
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    I haven't read all the jokes so I hope this is not a repeat.

    There are 2 canibals in the woods eating a clown when one turns to the other and ask. Does this taste funny to you?

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    Re: Joke of the Day

    Quote Originally Posted by campy View Post
    I haven't read all the jokes so I hope this is not a repeat.

    There are 2 canibals in the woods eating a clown when one turns to the other and ask. Does this taste funny to you?
    One say's to the other this might taste funny, but I'm having a ball...
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    Re: Joke of the Day

    Quote Originally Posted by NeoMatrix View Post
    One say's to the other this might taste funny, but I'm having a ball...

    I want you to have this feeling too - it is my moral responsibility to help you achieve this inner freedom
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