A farmer has three daughters who all have dates tonight.
The doorbell rings and the farmer answers it, the boy says,"Hello i'm joe, i'm here for flo, we are going to the show, is she ready to go?" so she comes down and leaves w/ joe.
The doorbell rings again and the boy says,"hello i'm eddy, i'm here for betty, we're going to eat spaghetti, is she ready?" and so they leave together.
the doorbell rings a third time and the boy says,"hello my name is chuck..." The farmer shot him!
"You can't trust your eyes, if your mind is out of focus" --
I like this.
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I know I should be ashamed of myself. Strangely though, I am not.
I thought this was funny, maybe you will too?
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Failing to plan is planning to fail!!!
It's been a while since I was able to post here... Got a few good ones.
What is worse than getting your keys stuck inside your car outside an abortion clinic?
Having to go inside and ask for a coat hanger.
There's a collection of jokes far worse than that... I'm skimming through them to determine which one will accelerate my first class trip to hell the most.
Cthulhu for president! Why settle for the lesser evil?
I thought I should add something intellectual to the thread.
I know I should be ashamed of myself. Strangely though, I am not.
Not sure if a repeat, but...
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' "But the salesman said . . ." The salesman's an asshole!'
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'You will always find some Eskimo ready to instruct the Congolese on how to cope with heat waves.'
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I'm just an ex-tech lurking around and spreading disinformation!
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