A 5 year old girl wakes up in the middle of the night and walks into her parents' room. she sees mummy riding daddy.
She shrieks: "Mummy, what are you doing?", the mother replies "Well, daddy's got a big tummy so I get on top to help flatten it down."
The girl replies: " You're wasting your time, mummy, cos when you're out shopping, the lady next door gets on her knees and blows it back up".
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