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    Re: Joke of the Day

    man walks into chemist and asks for a packet of plain condoms. the shop assistant said im sorry but we only have the rainbow ones.
    ok he said they will have to do .
    six months later he goes into the same chemist and said do you sell maternity bras.
    yes said the shop assistant. what bust
    he said the green one.

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    Quote Originally Posted by collme View Post
    I was going to accuse you of stealing this off my Facebook page, then I realised, I don't have you on Facebook
    There are 10 types of people in this world, those who understand binary maths and those who don't

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    Enjoy...http://imgur.com/gallery/5wBRU

    I can't stop laughing at 4th place
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    Quote Originally Posted by fixthecopier View Post
    Enjoy...http://imgur.com/gallery/5wBRU

    I can't stop laughing at 4th place
    I saw them a couple of days ago, 4th place is my favourite too, I don't think he deserves a Darwin award though, I think he deserves a Genius award
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    Re: Joke of the Day

    Quote Originally Posted by Debs1964 View Post
    I saw them a couple of days ago, 4th place is my favourite too, I don't think he deserves a Darwin award though, I think he deserves a Genius award
    Yes. And the mental hospital deserves the Darwin.

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    Forth place is hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!! But for the stupid criminal factor #10 wins

    here in Bugaha last week we had another stupid criminal, man went in to a Kum and Go robs it and walks 2 blocks home. an hour later walked back to the store and buys something with the stolen cash, gets recognized buy the clerk who followed him home and called the cops!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tonerbomb View Post
    man went in to a Kum and Go
    That's quite a name for a business - it sounds like a ... well, never mind.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KapeKopyTek View Post
    That's quite a name for a business - it sounds like a ... well, never mind.
    Reminds me of a rhyme I heard many years ago.

    There once was a gent form Kent
    His dick was so long it bent
    The girls around town
    would all put him down
    For instead of cumming he went

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    Re: Joke of the Day

    A Saskatchewan man is drinking in a Fort MacMurray bar
    when he gets a call on his cellphone.

    He orders drinks for everybody in the bar because, he announces, his wife has just produced a typical Saskatchewan baby boy weighing 25 pounds.

    Nobody can believe that any new baby can weigh in at 25 pounds, but the Saskatchewan man just shrugs, "That's about average
    folks...like I said - my boy's a typical Saskatchewan baby boy."

    Two weeks later the Saskatchewan man returns to the bar.

    The bartender says, "Say, you're the father of that typical Saskatchewan baby that weighed 25 pounds at birth, aren't you? Everybody's been makin' bets about how big he'd be in two weeks. ....so how much does he weigh now?"

    The proud father answers, "Seventeen pounds."
    The bartender is puzzled, and concerned.



    "What happened? He was 25 pounds the day he was born."

    The Saskatchewan father takes a slow swig from his LaBatts beer,
    wipes his lips on his shirt sleeve,leans into the bartender and proudly says,



    "Had him circumcised".

    God Bless Saskatchewan!!!
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    If you have the choice of getting 1 billion Dollar or establish peace on earth, in what color would you order your maserati?
    If sometimes you feel a little useless, offended and depressed always remember that you were once the fastest and most victorious sperm of hundreds of millions!

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