Have you heard that Mickey mouse & Minnie mouse are getting a divorce?
Yes It's sad,but Mickey went to see a divorce lawyer and explained what was going on and why he wanted a divorce.The lawyer was shocked and told Mickey he would have to do some checking and for Mickey to come back in a week.
The following week Mickey showed up and the lawyer told him,"I've been investigating your allegations and I don't think you can prove that Minnie is crazy."
"Crazy?" Mickey asked."I didn't say she was crazy,I said she was f*****g Goofy!!!"
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