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    A blonde is trying to do a jigsaw puzzle..

    She got very frustrated that she struggling so she decided to ask her husband for help.
    She said "Can you help me finish this puzzle, Its supposed to be a Bird"
    Her husband replied "Put the Froot Loops back in the Cupboard"

    The greatest enemy of knowledge isn't ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge. Stephen Hawking

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    How did the redneck find his sister in the woods?
    Attractive.

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    The greatest enemy of knowledge isn't ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge. Stephen Hawking

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    More Groaners

    England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.

    I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.

    They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Type-O.

    Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils?

    I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid, but he says he can stop any time.

    This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.

    Jokes about German sausages are the wurst.

    "You can't trust your eyes, if your mind is out of focus" --

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    Re: Joke of the Day

    Quote Originally Posted by Akitu View Post
    How did the redneck find his sister in the woods?
    Attractive.
    By smell.

    Why do they call it common sense?

    If it were common, wouldn't everyone have it?

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    Re: Joke of the Day

    Quote Originally Posted by fixthecopier View Post
    This has the ring of truth. No joke ... but funny. =^..^=

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    blackcat: Master Of The Obvious =^..^=

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    What do you have if you have 2 pinion nuts in one hand and 3 in the other?

    A difference of a pinion.


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    Quote Originally Posted by ZOOTECH View Post
    More Groaners

    England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.

    I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.

    They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Type-O.

    Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils?

    I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid, but he says he can stop any time.

    This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.

    Jokes about German sausages are the wurst.
    Heh, the first two remind me of the short time I probably spent at Ft. Lewis, when thanks to the precipitation there I would sometimes refer to the motor pool as the motor puddle.


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    My spiritual guide informed me how to make my life fulfilled an happy.
    He said "I must go back to spiritual basics and complete every task that I started in life."
    If I had a job that was incomplete I must return to that job an complete it to the end.
    I took his advice. While I was clearing all the little jobs up around the house
    I saw a half a bottle of Jamaica Rum which I completed till empty.
    I then saw a partical bottle of Scotch, a little bit of Voka,Snaps,Saki and a 3/4 bottle of Port wine.
    I den whenz on fazz-book an Izz tolv alzl my frendvs how muchp happies Iz waz.
    Andz da shooz do as my zpirit guy say and and ana..... zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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    Why did Jon Snow stand in line for 6 hours at the Apple store?
    For the watch.

    Cthulhu for president! Why settle for the lesser evil?

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