The Mama test, (as told to me by my sister)
I was out walking with My 4-year-old daughter. She picked up something off of the ground and started to put it into her mouth. I took the item away from her and asked her not to do that.
"Why?" my daughter asked.
"Because it's been on the ground; you don't know where it's been, it's dirty, and probably has germs," I replied. At this point, my daughter looked at me with total admiration and asked, "Mama, how do you know all this stuff? you are smart."
I was thinking quickly. "All moms know this stuff. It's on the Mama test. You have to know it, or they don't let you be a Mama. We walked alnog in silence for 2 or 3 minutes, but she evidently pondering this new information.
"OH....I get it!" she beamed, "So if you don't pass the test you have to be a Dad."
"Exactly," I replied with a big smile on my face.
My sister says when your finished laughing , send this to a Mama.
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