A worker calls in sick. " I have a headache, stomach ache, and my legs hurt, I won't be in to work".
The boss says, " You know something, I really need you to work today. When I feel like you do, I usually ask my wife for sex.That makes everything better and I go to work. you should try that.
2 hours later the worker calls his boss: " I did what you said and I feel better, I'll be in soon. By the way, you have a nice house."
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