two cows in a field one went MOOOO the other one said i was just going to say that:
two cows in a field one went MOOOO the other one said i was just going to say that:
The greatest enemy of knowledge isn't ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge. Stephen Hawking
A woman wakes her husband up at 2am.
"Quick, who's scored the highest number of goals in football, ever?"
"Klose", replied the groggy husband.
"And how many episodes of Breaking Bad are there in total?"
"Huh? Wait, let me...55, no, 62, there's 62 total episodes" he replied.
"Who was that girl in that 'Saved by the Bell' show, Kapowski?"
"Tiffani Thiessen, played Kelly Kapowski"
"And also, when'd that new girl, Sandy, move downstairs again?"
"Two months next Wednesday. What's going on honey?" asked the husband, now irritated.
"Yesterday was my birthday."
The greatest enemy of knowledge isn't ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge. Stephen Hawking
Christmas morning in the Lego household...
The greatest enemy of knowledge isn't ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge. Stephen Hawking
Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates. 'In honor of this holy season' Saint Peter said, 'You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven.' The Englishman fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. 'It's a candle', he said. 'You may pass through the pearly gates' Saint Peter said. The Scotsman reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, 'They're bells.' Saint Peter said 'You may pass through the pearly gates'. The Irishman started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties. St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, 'And just what do those symbolize?' The Irishman replied, 'These are Carol's'
And So The Christmas Season begins......and I sure hope the jokes get better.
The greatest enemy of knowledge isn't ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge. Stephen Hawking
Why is a dumb blonde secretary like a broken copier?
You don't appreciate them until they "go down" on you.......
A boy was born without a body, no arms, no legs, he was just a head.
So for his 18th birthday his dad takes him the pub for his first pint. He takes a sip and BOOM - his body pops out. "Take another sip!" everyone shouts, then BOOM - his arms pop out. "Another!" everyone chants, so he takes another sip and his legs pop out.
The boy is really happy and he runs outside in excitement and he's hit by an oncoming truck and killed instantly.
"What a shame" his dad said.
"He should have quit while he was ahead"
The greatest enemy of knowledge isn't ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge. Stephen Hawking
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