Joke of the Day

**Iowatech** · 10-09-2016

**Soni Kusdiantoro** · 10-11-2016

Please help me, my canon IR 5050 need firmware color, cause i want make that machine colorfull.
And one more, where can I put colour ink in IR 5050

**ZOOTECH** · 10-11-2016

Originally Posted by Soni Kusdiantoro

Please help me, my canon IR 5050 need firmware color, cause i want make that machine colorfull.
And one more, where can I put colour ink in IR 5050

Now, that is a joke of the day.

**TheBlueOrleans** · 10-14-2016

Old joke (pun, you'll see), so it's probably been posted before by others sharper than I, but I just heard it said by Ed Byrne and it made me laugh so I'm passing it along:

Three elderly women are sitting on a park bench.
One says to the others "It's windy today."
The second replies "No, it's Thursday."
The third says "Me too, let's have a cup of tea."

"It's funny, the simpler the thing, the more I'm fuckin' amused." - Rodney Rude
(applies to me as well.)

**roho** · 10-14-2016

Originally Posted by Soni Kusdiantoro
Please help me, my canon IR 5050 need firmware color, cause i want make that machine colorfull.
And one more, where can I put colour ink in IR 5050

Now, that is a joke of the day.

Joke, I've freaking had that call! Customer wanted a bw machine converted to color. Said he had a service contract.

**NeoMatrix** · 10-14-2016

Originally Posted by roho

Originally Posted by Soni Kusdiantoro
Please help me, my canon IR 5050 need firmware color, cause i want make that machine colorfull.
And one more, where can I put colour ink in IR 5050

Now, that is a joke of the day.

Joke, I've freaking had that call! Customer wanted a bw machine converted to color. Said he had a service contract.

Who's screwing who in the service contract...?

A loooong time ago I had a young lady(nice looking too) interpret the service contract agreement with a "hole" new meaning. She politely demand with great vigour that we give her a "hole" service like she deserved.

Being a happily married man I never when back to that office. I believe some of the single sales guys made a lot of sales visits to that area.....

Only to do sales of coarse...

.... so I'm told.....