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    Re: Joke of the Day

    Quote Originally Posted by Lagonda View Post
    I was told they were Ben Doon and Phillip McCavity!
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    We're their names Michael Fitzpatrick and Patrick FitzMichael ?
    You Aussies are so blunt and subtle at the same time.
    "You can't trust your eyes, if your mind is out of focus" --

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lagonda View Post
    I was told they were Ben Doon and Phillip McCavity!
    Probably friends with Ben Dover, Justin Little and Ben LittleField....
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    Re: Joke of the Day

    Quote Originally Posted by Lagonda View Post
    I was told they were Ben Doon and Phillip McCavity!
    Quote Originally Posted by NeoMatrix View Post
    Probably friends with Ben Dover, Justin Little and Ben LittleField....
    Try this sometime when you're at a bar. Tell some one to bend over, grab their ankles and spell RUN three times.

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    Quote Originally Posted by slimslob View Post
    Try this sometime when you're at a bar. Tell some one to bend over, grab their ankles and spell RUN three times.
    The most over used pick up line at the gay bar is "may I push up your stool?"

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    Re: Joke of the Day

    Quote Originally Posted by NeoMatrix View Post
    Ah... Debs1964 is female........
    I know...women look too.
    Last edited by DRichard; 12-28-2016 at 06:57 PM. Reason: typo

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    A guy meets this girl and they hit it off right away, within hours they are back it his place screwing like rabbits. Each time he finishes she caresses his junk for hours while they lay in bed. After a few days, he says " I really enjoy this, but it's the 1st time anyone has ever done this, why do you like to play with my junk so much? She says, "because I miss mine so much"..Emujo
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    Re: Joke of the Day

    Quote Originally Posted by slimslob View Post
    ... random snip
    re: The second wife.




    The moral of the story is .....................







    Never tell the wife she can't cook....
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    Re: Joke of the Day

    Quote Originally Posted by NeoMatrix View Post
    re: The second wife.




    The moral of the story is .....................







    Never tell the wife she can't cook....
    And if she asks if a dress makes her look fat, it is definitely the dress.

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    Re: Joke of the Day

    Quote Originally Posted by slimslob View Post
    And if she asks if a dress makes her look fat, it is definitely the dress.
    like this
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