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    Quote Originally Posted by ZOOTECH View Post
    The Major League speed-eating record for bologna is 2.76 pounds in 6 minutes, held by Don Lerman.
    Observers said they never sausage a feat as unbelievable as that!
    No matter how you slice it that is an impressive feat. Must have had the wurst case of indigestion afterwards though.


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    Quote Originally Posted by gneebore View Post
    No matter how you slice it that is an impressive feat. Must have had the wurst case of indigestion afterwards though.
    I ,almost, feel like vomiting.

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    What's the difference between a hormone and an enzyme?

    I've never heard an enzyme.

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    How to talk to a mechanic.
    No need to describe the sobbing, I guess.
    Also, watch out for the IMF.


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    Re: Joke of the Day

    Quote Originally Posted by Iowatech View Post
    How to talk to a mechanic.
    No need to describe the sobbing, I guess.
    Also, watch out for the IMF.
    I have always thought of the IMF in a different way ... acronym: AHC.

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    Why can't you trust an atom?
    Because, they make up everything!

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