Thread: Joke of the Day

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    Re: Joke of the Day

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    Re: Joke of the Day

    Quote Originally Posted by Lagonda View Post
    I thought this was very funny but I daren't show it to Mrs Lagonda, life wouldn't be worth living!
    Just a warning for you younger guys, women going through the change get very, very crabby.
    With some, being crabby is base line...So how can you tell???


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    Re: Joke of the Day

    Teacher: How old is your father?
    Kid: He is 6 years.
    Teacher: What? How is this possible?
    Kid: He became father only when I was born


    Live for yourself and you will live in vain. Live for others, and you will live again

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    Re: Joke of the Day



    Got this one today - check what happens when the last page comes out...

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    ' "But the salesman said . . ." The salesman's an asshole!'
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    'You will always find some Eskimo ready to instruct the Congolese on how to cope with heat waves.'

    Ibid

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    Re: Joke of the Day

    Funny! =^..^=

    If you'd like a serious answer to your request:
    1) demonstrate that you've read the manual
    2) demonstrate that you made some attempt to fix it.
    3) if you're going to ask about jams include the jam code.
    4) if you're going to ask about an error code include the error code.


    blackcat: Master Of The Obvious =^..^=

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    Re: Joke of the Day

    Quote Originally Posted by mrwho View Post


    Got this one today - check what happens when the last page comes out...
    Well thats a wasted hour of my life I won't get back.

    At least 50% of IT is a solution looking for a problem.

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    Re: Joke of the Day

    Quote Originally Posted by Lagonda View Post
    Well thats a wasted hour of my life I won't get back.
    Re: One hour print job.
    Being that concerned caring tech that I am.....

    ----------- Job 1 -------------




    ---------------- Job 2 ------------------



    I split the print job between two machines.

    Should only take half and hour to finish.....

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    Watch carefully for that last sheet. Check which machine it comes out of....

    What if we could count the stars... , what number would you stop at...?"
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    Re: Joke of the Year

    Donald Trump


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