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    My wife told me to get those dick pills.
    She told me to get those pills that make your dick standup.
    Man was she surprised when I came back from the pharmacy with diet pills
    Pls help, I'm locked out of my house
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    A lion would never drive drunk...
    But a tiger wood
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    Quote Originally Posted by fixthecopier View Post
    A lion would never drive drunk...
    But a tiger wood
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    An old farmer gets pulled over by a state trooper.


    The officer lectures him on how irresponsible it is to be speeding, and does everything he can to get the farmer off-balance.


    While the trooper is filling out a form, he keeps swatting at a swarm of flies around him.


    The farmer says, “Having trouble with them circle flies, officer?”


    The trooper replies, “Yeah – why do call them circle flies?”


    The farmer says, “Well, they’re usually seen circling round the back end of horses.”


    “Ah, I see,” the trooper replies absentmindedly.


    After a minute, the trooper looks up from his paperwork and says indignantly, “Wait a minute. Are you calling me a horse’s ass?”


    The farmer says “Oh no officer, I’ve got too much respect for the police to do that.”


    “Good,” the trooper says.


    The farmer continued, “Hard to fool them circle flies though…”


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    Live for yourself and you will live in vain. Live for others, and you will live again

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    She left a note on the fridge saying "This isn't working, goodbye"

    But I opened it and it works just fine
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    When I started servicing copiers they used toaster ovens for fusers.....I'm old

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    I was on my way to a service call in town the other day where I have to park and then walk a block to the customer.

    So I was walking along the sidewalk and stepped in a big pile of dog crap

    Now at this point i'm looking at my foot when a lady is walking by and steps in it too.

    I said to her "I just did that" She punched me square in the nose and called me a bastard
    When I started servicing copiers they used toaster ovens for fusers.....I'm old

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    Re: Joke of the Day

    The Sargent at arms orders his small platoon along a narrow mountain trail.
    The point guard comes to a holt an points down at the ground.
    The Sargent learns over his shoulder and says "whats that on the ground?"

    PG: It looks like dog poo.
    SG: Feel it...
    PG: What!
    SG: That's an order.
    PG: It feels like dog poo.
    SG: Smell it...
    PG: What!!!!....
    SG: That's an order.
    PG: Smells like dog poo.
    SG: Taste it...
    PG: WWHHHATTTT!!!!!
    SG: That's an order...
    PG: Pppfff.., it tastes like dog poo.. ppthff!!
    SG: Whew!, thank god we didn't step in it.
    SG: FORRWARRD!!!!
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