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    Things must be getting bad, the economy has slowed down so much that we're now recycling jokes...





    I did laugh though...
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    A farmer has 200 hens, but no rooster, and he wants chicks. So he goes down the road to the next farmer and asks if he has a rooster which he would sell.


    The other farmer says, “Yeah, I’ve got this great rooster, named Randy. He’ll service every chicken you got, no problem.”


    Well, Randy the rooster costs a lot of money, but the farmer decides he’ll be worth it. So he buys Randy.


    The farmer takes Randy home and sets him down in the barnyard first, giving the rooster a pep talk. “Randy, I want you to pace yourself now. You’ve got a lot of chickens to service here, and you cost me a lot of money. Consequently, I’ll need you to do a good job. So take your time and have some fun,” the farmer said, with a chuckle.


    Randy seemed to understand, and when the farmer points toward the henhouse, he takes off like a shot. WHAM! Randy nails every hen in the henhouse — three or four times. The farmer is shocked.


    Later, the farmer hears a commotion in the duck pen, and sure enough, Randy is in there.


    Later still, the farmer sees Randy after a flock of geese, down by the lake. Once again — WHAM! He gets all the geese.


    By sunset, Randy is out in the fields chasing quail and pheasants.


    The farmer is distraught — worried that his expensive rooster won’t even last 24 hours.


    Sure enough, the farmer goes to bed and wakes up the next day, to find Randy dead as a doorknob — stone cold in the middle of the yard. Buzzards are circling overhead. The farmer, saddened by the loss of such a colorful — and expensive — animal, shakes his head and says, “Oh, Randy, I told you to pace yourself. I tried to get you to slow down, now look what you’ve done to yourself.”


    Randy opens one eye, nods toward the buzzards circling in the sky and says, “Shhh. They’re getting closer.

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    Live for yourself and you will live in vain. Live for others, and you will live again

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    I just heard that someone was shot with a starter pistol at the local athletic track. Police think it was race related.
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